Wednesday, October 31, 2007

It's Not Halloween, It's Reformation Day!

Yes, October 31 has been corrupted by the Great Pumpkin and all his ilk when we really should be celebrating Reformation Day. It was on this day in 1517 that Martin Luther nailed the 95 theses to the church door in Wittenberg, an event seen as the start of the Protestant Reformation. But, because The Thinking Servant is kind, caring, compassionate and humble we present to you some ways to incorporate current traditions with the Reformation (well, maybe not so humble).

Theses-or-Treats Hey, give me candy or I'll nail 95 theses to your front door.

Dress Up Like A Reformer Instead of ghosts, goblins, and disgraced celebrities, you can dress up like Martin Luther, Katherine von Bora, John Calvin, Zwingli, and all the rest.

Bobbing for Theology Books Only slightly harder to grab with your mouth though I do not recommend any standard 1000 page systematic text for this. I also only recommend single abridged copies of Luther's or Calvin's works for this.

Reformation House Walk through dark corridors and have rooms like the Diet of Worms room, the Geneva Reformation room, the John Knox rails against Mary Queen of Scots Room, or the Henry VIII gets married yet again room.

It's the Great Luther, Charlie Brown Reinvent the TV special by having Linus wait in a pumpkin patch to get toys from the Great Luther.

Tulip Carving Contests Somewhat less messy than carving pumpkins, but see if you can carve a face into a tulip representing one of Calvin's five points. First prize for the one pre-destined to win.

Wrapping Theologians in Toilet P..... We strongly condemn this activity.

Anyway, have fun on our newly reformed Reformation Day.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Recommended DVD Viewing

You may be bored with the latest offerings on DVD. Or you may just want to watch something you know little about, but you don't know what is good. Here are some recommendations for you from The Thinking Servant.

Lewis & Clark This would be the Ken Burns Documentary. It is (in my opinion) the best Ken Burns documentary I have ever seen. Highly recommended. And it is much shorter (4 hours) than some of his other choices like The Civil War or Baseball.

WKRP in Cincinatti: Season One This has just been released on DVD. This season (the 1978-79 season of the show) was definitely the show's best. If your not old enough to remember the show, I recommend it. The First Episode is a classic! As is the Thanksgiving Episode! (this does not necessarily endorse every episode of the season as I don't remember all of them, but there were plenty of good ones).

Any Pixar film Even the relatively mediocre Ratatouille (I hope I spelled it right) is better than most films. My favorites include both Toy Story films, Monsters, Inc. (I just saw this one for the first time) and Cars. I have not seen The Incredibles yet.

The first four seasons of Frasier Though this show declined in it's later years, the first four seasons were mostly excellent (on average they would produce about six lesser episodes each year, leaving some eighteen that were great). If your not familar with the show start with season one and go from there. I rate the third season the highest overall (though it started off poorly with a bad plot line involving Frasier and his boss. You can skip those episodes and most of the rest were excellent).

Support Your Local Sheriff A 1969 western comedy starring James Garner. It's Great.

What About Bob? A 1991 comedy with Bill Murray as a mental patient who follows his new psychiatrist on vacation.

Empires: Martin Luther A PBS documentary about the life of Martin Luther. Features theologian Allister McGrath as one of the commentators.

These are just a few to get you started.

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Friday, October 26, 2007

Theology & Philosophy Song Titles I Would Love To See

Needing something randomn to blog about I thought I would list Theology & Philosophy song titles I would love to see! There aren't enough songs writtten on this subject, you know.

Augustine of Hippo I Am, I Am

Heartbreak Monastary

Disco Dante

Saserdotal-fragilistic-expiala-docious

95 Lufttheses

Sharped Dressed Antinomian

Achy Breaky Descartes

The Age of Aquinas

Me and You and Bernard of Clairveaux

Living La Theologia

Bohemian Eschatology

Surfin Neitzche

All My Rowdy Nihilists Are Coming Over Tonight

and finally

The Calvinism Polka






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The Christian, The Environment, And Discernment - Part Two

Unfortunately, the recent California wildfires have born out what I wrote in the first column as debris in these woods have helped to worsen the fire situation in California today. But, now for practical steps on how Christians can steward the environment.

1. Recycling helps a little bit. Do not fall for the line that you are saving the planet by doing this, but there is no reason why we can't do some recycling. I have been sometimes bad at this in the past but believe we can do better in this area. This is a small thing that's pretty easy to do.

2. Steward any land that you own. Mow the grass, remove dead tree limbs, clean up any trash disposed on your land. If you own a large enough piece of it, you can set aside apart of it for animal stewardship such as establishing a watering hole.

3. Controlled hunting. Read this carefully: hunting is absolutely necessary for stewardship of the land. You may think that your kind by banning hunting, but if you do not allow hunting, over-population of a species will cause massive starvation when there are food shortages. It is actually cruel to the animals to let them over-populate and die this way. The people of the late 1800's were wrong to hunt buffalo indiscriminately without harvesting the animals. But letting buffalo overpopulate is just as wrong. Therefore, hunt your bag limit guilt free. Attend the rattlesnake roundup with happiness. Mount that trophy on the wall with satisfaction.

4. Plant trees. They produce oxygen, so if you can do it, then do it.

5. Balance free enterprise with wilderness needs. You can't log every mountain. But some mountains need to be logged. If you do log your mountainside, then plant new trees for the future. Log only what is needed. Not in excess. The same is true for setting aside National Parks and wilderness preserves. Obviously the Grand Canyon is a national treasure that needs to be saved. But not every single canyon in the world needs to be preserved this way. Balance is the key. Do not be a libertarian recklessly exploiting the land but do not be a liberal imposing excessively absurd governmental regulation either.

6. Study the Scriptures in regard to the environment. This should be obvious (and I probably should have listed it first). A great place to study are the regulations the people of Israel were given in the law of Moses regarding the land (an example is Sabbath year rests for pieces of land). There are others to study as well.

These are some practical pieces of advice about the environment. In the words of the great theologian Forrest Gump: "That's all I got to say about that".

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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Christian, The Environment, And Discernment - Part One

One of the frequent reader's of this blog has suggested that the blogger's she reads should comment on Christian's and the environment, and I thought it would be a good idea to blog on that, so here goes.

1. Christians are responsible to be good stewards of the earth. This command given to Adam for all mankind has not been altered. Therefore, we must be good overseers of the planet. This means that we must properly manage the environment. We cannot control some things like the weather, but we can properly manage our own private property and give guidance to government entities on how to manage theirs.

2. The modern environmental movement is largely pagan. A strong statement to be sure but a large part of today's environmental movement is pagan at it's core. They worship the earth, or some nature god, or (if they are atheist) they are huge advocates of massive government control of the environment. This is nothing new. The Old Testament records the worship of the god Baal, which was fertility god related to agricultural production. Many of the false gods of history have had some sort of environmental connnection.

3. The modern environmental movement is based in political liberalism which traces all solutions back to government controls and regulations. Most legislation related to the environment involves taking away the liberty of some private entity. For instance, in some parts of the country, people cannot cut trees on their own private property because of environmental regulations (i.e. spotted owls live in the trees is one example given). This is an improper infringement on freedom that has no biblical basis whatsoever but is based in the false religion of political liberalism.

4. Many disasters have been made worse by political environmental regulation. Many of our western forest fires have been far more devestating that necessary because lands have not been cleared of natural debris thus making those forest fires far more likely and disastrous because this regulation has not allowed man to be a good steward of the environment in those areas, where that debris needed to be cleaned out. If lands are left in a "totally pristine state" without any management whatsoever, it is not good stewardship. The National Park service sets controlled fires in parts of their lands to help manage the environment there, so why can't Californians do the same on their property?

5. A common myth: Republicans don't care about the environment while Democrats do care about it. This has come about as the Democrats have embraced the political agenda of the pagan environmental movement and Republicans have been defensive about it. Yet, it was a Republican president - Theodore Roosevelt - who vigorously defended responsible environmental management at a time in history when many libertarian big businessmen were recklessly destroying the environment (though not all big businessmen of the time did so). Another Republican, John D. Rockefeller, Jr. (the son of the oil billionaire) bought much private land to create or add on to some of our National parks. And yet another conservative businessman, Walt Disney, had great concern for environmental management (Walt's political party ID is something of a mystery, though we know he backed Ronald Reagan for governor of California in 1966 and held to politically conservative beliefs). In truth, what has happened lately, is that many Republicans have been trying to stop excessive governmental controls backed by most Democrats in this area.

6. Another common myth: man is responsible for global warming. All you have to do is exercise common sense and realize that man could not possibly warm the earth up this way even if he wanted to. Also, a study of history will reveal that there have been warming and cooling cycles throughout history. When I was a kid in the 1970's, most environmental types were worrying about global cooling. I imagine that global cooling will be back by the time I am a senior citizen.

7. Unfortunately, many evangelical leaders have failed one way or the other in dealing with the environment. Some have totally ignored our responsibility to it, while others have foolishly bought all the propoganda about man-made global warming and demonstrate an extreme naivete about the pagan nature of the modern environmental movement (this one really grieves me because some Christian leaders I greatly admire have demonstrated a real lack of discernment on this subject). I think most of these leaders on both sides have just been intellectually lazy in this area and have just run with a superficial prediposition in this area.

In Part Two, I will discuss practical ways for Christians to steward the environment.

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Friday, October 05, 2007

Movies We'd Like to See Made

NOTE: Though these are written in a somewhat humorous vein, I really would love to see these movies made below.

10) The Godmother.

9) Ferris Bueler's Day at Work

8) The Sound of Preaching

7) Tech School Musical

6) Dances with Porcupines

5) The Bob Newhart Story

4) Monty Python and the Titanic

3) Forrest Gump and the Temple of Doom

2) Preachin' in the Rain

1) The Thinking Servant: The Movie (what else would you expect here)

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