Rejected Christian Book Titles

These little known book titles are not available at your local Christian bookstore because they were rejected by publishers.

10) Blue Like Bluegrass. A man moves from Portland, Oregon, to Renfro Valley, Kentucky, and discovers Christian theology while learning to make moonshine.

9) The Purpose-Driven Lifer. A prisoner's biography.

8) Left Behind Again, Left Behind Once More, Left Behind Yet Again, Left Behind: The Final Rapture; Left Behind: Oops, There Was Another Rapture; Left Behind: Jason and Freddy versus Alien and Predator at the Rapture. Apparantly it was decided to start a new series of books by the occurance of yet more raptures. Did not pass the eschatology smell test of any of the mainstream evangelical positions.

7) Confessions of Saint Augustine, Florida. Some things should remain secret.

6) Your Best Life 30 Years From Now. Osteenism only goes so far.

5) Your Denomination is Stupid. Considered too provocative by the publisher.

4) John MacArthur's Apocrypha Commentary. Publisher considered this title to likely be a forgery.

3) The Institutes of the non-Christian Religion. Apparently this was mailed to the wrong publisher.

2) The Leap Year Study Bible for Bill Johnson. This was considered to be a little too personalized.

1) Sound Theology in the Emergent Church Movement. This would be a very small book.