Bad Sermon Titles

Here's my list of bad sermon titles for preachers. Please do not use any of these.

10) You Stink.

9) Let's Talk About Me.

8) Why I like (insert controversial practice the people you are speaking to hate).

7) Existentialism & Nihilism: In Depth.

6) Why Other Denominations Are Stupid.

5) Jesus is Most Definitely Returning on (insert date) Without Any Doubt - Sell Everything You Own Now.

4) For the Post-Modern: Sinners In The Hands of An Angry god of Your Choice.

3) Your Doomed.

2) I'm About to Confess Your Sins That I Know About.

1) Everything I Learned In Seminary. Really.