Jobs I Would Hate To Hold

These would include the following:

1) A Snake Charmer I personally like to stay away from snakes and I doubt this job would allow me to do that.

2) The Pope's Runway Taster I don't know if this job actually exists but I heard Jay Leno speculate that it did once. It seems logical that before the Pope lands on an airplane and kisses the runway of the country he arrived in that someone would go just ahead of him and kiss the runway to make sure it wasn't poisoned. I would not want to taste even a non-poisoned runway so I don't want this job.

3) Bull Rider. This may look glamorous to you if you watch professional Rodeo on TV but I have problems with a job where I could get thrown very quickly into dirt and then have the object that threw me into the dirt then chase after me with the intent of severely hurting me.

4) Greeting Card Writer. Though not likely a dangerous job (except from paper cuts) I probably would not be very good at this one. There are only so many ways you can say "I hate that your sick. Get Well" or "I love you more than (Fill in the Blank)". Though I do have one suggestion: "Hope you get well from tasting that poisoned runway."

5) Paratrooper. Falling out of an airplane at a fast rate of speed where my chute may or may not open and I may splat onto a poisoned runway filled with angry bulls. Not for me.

6) Airline Food Cook. Not especially dangerous but it is a job where no one congratulates you on a job well done.

7) Ballroom Dancing Instructor. While not dangerous to me this would be potentially dangerous to those I was teaching as I possess very little grace and elegance and could potentially accidentally crash into the students who would then flea the building in terror and take bull riding lessons instead (for a less dangerous hobby).

8) Paparazzi. I'm not especially fond of being deeply hated by celebrities for the reason that I would actually deserve to be deeply hated by celebrities. I don't mind if I'm hated for reasons that are their problem (i.e. they think I'm better looking than they are or they think I 'm smarter than they are or they think I'm a threat to replace them in their next movie, which is highly unlikely unless they are playing the Michellen Tire Man in their next movie) but I don't like being hated for reasons of being an obnoxious jerk invading their privacy. Well, you get the idea.

9) Nuclear Waste Disposer. I think this requires litttle explanation.

10) A Bull Riding -Paparazzi-Runway Tasting-Paratrooping-Snake Charming-Greeting Card Writing-Ballroom Dancing Insructing-Airline Food Cooking -Nuclear Waste Disposing Person. This would likely be held by only one person in the entire world if this job existed but I imagine I would likely hate my life if it were me.